Raila to Ruto: Cheers to the freaking weekend and drink to that!!!

If the recent wrangles in UDM are anything to go by, then Raila is “Sitting preeetty” (Miguna style) and popping champagne. And enjoying the heka heka in UDM.

‘What goes around comes around’ is the saying William arap Samoei doesn’t want to hear now. The guy created wrangles in ODM and literally ran when the house started burning. But now it seems that wherever he goes, wrangles follow him.

Jamtaa will not be surprised to hear two UDM factions one with Kenya at the end and one without.

The next few days will be marred by parallel press conferences and parallel NEC meetings.

And where did the loud sycophants from the rift go to? The likes of Keter (pronounced Keta courtesy of Trendafilova Ekaterina), Kuttuny, Isaac Ruto? I hear Isaac has got some serious grassroot issues that’s why he went underground.

Or still, Ruto will be singing to Rihanna’s song some weeks later when he actually holds the delegates’ conference successfully and gets control of the party. We can only wait and see.

I think I’m liking this election year.

“siasa za peni mbili”