Saturday, January 07, 2012

Raila to Ruto: Cheers to the freaking weekend and drink to that!!!



If the recent wrangles in UDM are anything to go by, then Raila is “Sitting preeetty” (Miguna style) and popping champagne. And enjoying the heka heka in UDM.

‘What goes around comes around’ is the saying William arap Samoei doesn’t want to hear now. The guy created wrangles in ODM and literally ran when the house started burning. But now it seems that wherever he goes, wrangles follow him.

Jamtaa will not be surprised to hear two UDM factions one with Kenya at the end and one without.

The next few days will be marred by parallel press conferences and parallel NEC meetings.

And where did the loud sycophants from the rift go to? The likes of Keter (pronounced Keta courtesy of Trendafilova Ekaterina), Kuttuny, Isaac Ruto? I hear Isaac has got some serious grassroot issues that’s why he went underground.

Or still, Ruto will be singing to Rihanna’s song some weeks later when he actually holds the delegates’ conference successfully and gets control of the party. We can only wait and see.

I think I’m liking this election year.

“siasa za peni mbili”

Thursday, January 05, 2012

Finally!!! Mutunga finds a way to fix Baraza!!



Jamtaa can reveal today that Ms lady justice Baraza is finished!!

No denying that it has been a rough past few days for the mother divorcee. It seems not to be over because Justice Mutunga is also out to make sure she is sacked! Otherwise, why call an emergency JSC meeting?

The worst is, Chief Justice Mutunga wants to play by the public and the media (which is everything by the way in Kenya) the media and the public are screaming for blood and that is exactly what Mutunga is gonna give them! Baraza is lying pretty on the slaying table.

For Baraza, it’s too bad that your immediate boss is that way but we can’t blame him. I mean, the guy is trying to survive! If he doesn’t finish you then our beloved media will turn to him!

You also seem not to have very good relationship with the media, that’s why your emissary was ambushed!! 
 
Pole sana Dep. CJ !!

siasa za peni mbili!!!”



Miguna Ja Nyando!!!!!




I can never wish for this Miguna drama to end.!!
"i am a non believer"
Miguna is somebody who has made a name in this country…”
Oh janyando…”
Yes”
I am going to Minnesota can you come with me?”
Then I leave my office and book a flight and go there. Then I find that Raila does not even have a speech…”
Hahahahahaha”
Miguna is sitting pretty…”
I am a proud man, I am proud to be proud”
Arrogant how? Miguna is loud, that is what God gave me, is that bad?”
What I wanted him to do is announce himself that I am exonerated. That’s all.”
I work hard, ask Raila. He only knew me through my articles, ask Raila”
I worked for Raila up to the elections for free. Is that somebody you kick in the teeth?”

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

he most hilarious interview I have ever heard!

Miguna Miguna, AKA, M squared, AKA, Double M, AKA, Ja Nyando..!!!!

Caroli Omondi on the other hand claims that Migush is an arrogant man who has had three of his drivers redeployed and secretary admitted for depression!! That no one can practically work with him. He describes the man as a bully.

On this subject of Miguna, Jamtaa wishes not to take a stand, but jamtaa can exclusively reveal that Miguna has nothing new to say. But after realizing that if he takes his old job back he will be rendered useless and that no politician in Kenya can employ him now, all he can do is seek publicity and gather a few sympathizers, and that he just wants his book to sell.

Anyway, these are just but siasa za peni mbili!!!!

Wednesday, January 04, 2012

Nancy Baraza is a disgrace!!


 

I won’t sugar coat anything for you madam, coz you deserve it. You are a disgrace to your fellow women who have fought so hard to find a place in the society and in leadership positions. In fact, you have taken women one decade behind by your actions.

And it so happened that the person you allegedly wanted to shoot, or should I say kill, is a woman. If it were a man, maybe things could have worked in your favor. You could claim harassment or assault, whatever you law geeks call it. But since it was a woman, you have chosen to “apologize” 

NOBODY NEEDS YOUR APOLOGY!

I am a man but I am so mad at you and trust me, sane women are madder! How can you be so arrogant and irresponsible? Even ignorant of the law which you claim to defend.

Ati your personal security! Is your security more important than the rest of the people who were at village market? What if everyone went brandishing their guns and not being subjected to inspection like you did? Would there even be security?

Then you claim that you are a public figure and that everyone should recognize you! Don’t force yourself to be a celeb. So what if she recognizes you, she should not inspect you? I could NKT you for the rest of these pages but I choose to do it in more polite words.

WITH ALL DUE RESPECT MISS Baraza, an apology is just but to add salt to the wound. 

This woman, Moraa, should file very serious charges and let you taste the dock.

I now know how impunity starts. It begins with people in power not respecting the law itself which they claim to guard. 

Are you the same Baraza that was subjected to all that vetting when you were looking for this job?

Actually, I would say you did not deserve this job but thanks to the stupid 2/3rds gender thing! So they decided to pick the next available woman to fill the position in the spirit of the new constitution. (NKT!! to that)

I have not yet heard any woman “tetearing” you because they can see how stupid what you did is.

I hate being personal but if I were, I could have asked you why you are not married. Maybe I could be wrong to suggest that marriage adds emotional stability in a person. But I don’t want to go that way..

Wacha uduuu!!

Sunday, January 01, 2012

he has barked, again!


Is Miguna a turned politician?

Following the recent happenings in the PM’s office, one would think that Miguna Miguna is a politician.

The following are some of the characteristics of a politician that Miguna has showed this past week. Calling press conferences daily, finger pointing, table banging, using tough tough words..(a real drama queen)

Todays story “Defiant Miguna threatens to reveal all” where Mr. Miguna threatened to publish a book on his experiences at the PM’s office begged the question, what more can he tell us that we already don’t know? What more than the kazi kwa vijana and the maize scandal? All of which happened when he was still working in the same office.
 
Even if he has something new to say, scandals are what makes a politician, I mean, every one of them is not clean.

Another question is, to what end? What next after the so called “big revelation”? If I were to give him a piece of advice I would tell him to go to court if he has something against Raila. But he is already in court.

What he doesn’t realize is that he is also responsible for whatever happened in that office when he was working there. If he did not “reveal” then, then it is meaningless to reveal now.

By publishing the book, he is also saying goodbye to any other job of the same kind. Who would employ him when you know that he would spills all your beans when you disagree?

One last piece of advice for Miguna, jobs like the one you had always end like that and the right thing to do is be man about it and go home or even take the job back when your employer is philanthropic enough to offer it back.


"Who is this Man with Obama?" This was in 2008, this time it could be worse! PROPAGANDA.



That is Raila Odinga. Who is Odinga? Odinga is Obama’s cousin. Odinga and Obama are from the same Kenyan Luo tribe. Odinga supporters are the people that are burning christians alive, trapped inside churches … most of Odinga's fanatical followers are radical Islamists who have pushed for Islamic Sharia Law, total banning of other religions and closing of co-ed schools, night clubs and ‘public dressing style considered immoral’. Odinga was educated in Former Soviet controlled East Germany and maintains a strong loyalty to the vision of his ‘Educators’ and has allied with Islamist in order to gain their political support.


In 2006 Obama took a trip to Kenya and voiced his support for his fellow tribesman and political ally, Odinga.

Obama also directly attacked the sitting Kenyan leadership (Kibaki) calling them ‘corrupt’ (Kenya is one of the most stable places in Africa).

Odinga is the cat that ran on the socialist democrat ticket in Kenya and lost to sitting president Kibaki.

It’s not getting reported in the media that the looting and burning of businesses in Kisumu was targeted to both Kikuyus and Kenyan Indians. The economy of Kenya is controlled by these two groups because they are Entrepreneurial. But Kenyan Indians rarely get involved in Kenyan politics, they do not vote by choice, yet the Luos in Kisumu do not like them, that’s why their stores were getting burnt too.
Tribe of 540,000 Kikuyu, rivals of the Luo for Power, All but Vanishes From Kenyan City ethnically cleansed and massacred by Odinga’s butchers.
http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5gQprfiiJTXP7rSL3Qvr4lcG3Tt...

Yet Obama interrupted his New Hampshire campaigning to speak by phone with Odinga, his cousin. He did not speak with Kenyan President Mwai Kibaki.

Odinga has now made a deal for support with Muslim fundamentalists… A photograph copy of a Memorandum of Understanding, dated and signed on August 29, 2007, between Raila Odinga and Shiekh Abdullah Abdi, chairman of the National Muslim Leaders Forum of Kenya…
http://eakenya.org/newsevents/article.htm?id=8Here is a summary on the agreement which was signed:

* It pledges the support of Kenyan Moslems for Raila’s election. In return, as President of Kenya, Raila agrees to 14 actions, listed a) through n) on page two.

* Within 6 months re-write the Constitution of Kenya to recognize Shariah as the only true law sanctioned by the Holy Quran for Muslim declared regions.

* Within one year facilitate the establishment of a Shariah court in every Kenyan divisional headquarters. [Note: everywhere in Kenya, not just in “Muslim declared regions.”]

* “Popularize Islam, the only true religion… by ordering every primary school in Kenya in the regions to conduct daily Madrassa classes.”
* “Impose a total ban on open-air gospel crusades by worshippers of the cross…”
* “Outlaw gospel programs… on KBC, the National Broadcaster.”
* “Impose a total ban on the public consumption of alcoholic beverages…”
* “Impose an immediate ban on women’s public dressing styles that are considered immoral and offensive to the Muslim faith…”
http://eakenya.org/newsevents/article.htm?id=8
Raila Odinga has, in his own words, a “close personal friendship” with Barrack Hussein Obama Junior. When Obama went to Kenya in August of 2006, he was hosted by Raila and spoke in praise of him at rallies in Nairobi… Obama’s bias for his fellow Luo was so blatant that a Kenya government spokesman denounced Obama during his visit as Raila’s “stooge.” http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=149_1199587542
In the recent elections in Kenya, violence broke out as Raila lost the elections:

This past weekend, women and children — entire families — were burned alive as a crowd of Kenyans torched a church where they had gathered to protect themselves.

The cause of the violence was Odinga’s inflammatory comments about the election:

When Raila Odinga lost the presidential election last week (12/27) to Mwai Kibaki, he claimed the vote was rigged, whereupon his tribal followers went on murderous rampages such as in the town of Eldoret, where on New Years Day dozens of people were burned to death in a church set on fire… Throughout Kenya, hundreds of people have been politically murdered in the last few days.

At first a million man march was planned but Obama put in some frantic 11th hour calls to his cousin to call that off, since it would reflect badly on his campaign at home, (he is locked in a battle with Hillary and it was the day of the N.H. primary), to have the media filled with images of angry Blacks rioting over a diputed election result. Odinga agreed to hold off, but now he is getting impatient. The agreement is probably to try to give Obama enough time to get his own candidacy flowing smoothly among Democrats before unleashing the violence.

But Odinga can only hold off for so long, since he faces likely criminal charges over the organized slaughter of Kikuyu by his (and Obama’s) Luo tribesmen.

Odinga who is challenging the current Kenyan President Kubaki. It was established by references to an article in Time Magazine that Obama has a ‘very close friendship’ with Odinga. There are links in Wikipedia which show that Odinga has initiated coups in the past, been accused of corruption and is an all-round troublemaker. What’s worse, it became clear that Odinga’s supporters were killing and burning property on a rampage across Kenya to support Odinga’s bid to take over Kubaki’s presidency. However, now further, more shocking details have come out:

There appears to be growing evidence that the violence in Kenya was organized in advance, perhaps with Obama’s knowledge.

Bishop Cornelius Korir of Eldoret confirms the killings were organized and planned. It is believed Odinga and his ODM Pentagon members had planned it all, long before elections, and especially William Ruto the MP for Eldoret North (the burning of women and children in a church).

He is tearing through the country using murder and rape as his weapons of choice. Justice Minister Martha Karua tsaid Odinga’s group (Orange Democratic Movement has planned to carry out systematic ethnic cleansing.This is a dangerous man in what has up until now been a pretty stable country on an unstable continent.

His ‘opposition party’ is opposed to democracy and free elections. Refusing to accept the result of the national election, Odinga will break the country, beat, “cleanse” rape until this depraved savage gets the power. Raila Odinga rejected a presidential invitation for talks.

The left wing media has been played by brilliantly by Odinga - this is part of his strategy.

Obama’s older brother still lives in Kenya. Abongo “Roy” Obama is a Luo activist and a militant Muslim who argues that the black man must “liberate himself from the poisoning influences of European culture.” He urges his younger brother, Barack Hussein Obama to embrace his ‘African’ heritage.

The way Barack Obama describes his oldest half-brother in his book, Abongo (Roy) Obama inherited their father’s hard-drinking ways but straightened his life out by embracing Islam and his African heritage.

Abongo Obama began using his Luo tribal first name and had sworn off pork, smoking and drinking by the time of his younger brother’s 1992 wedding.

“Abongo’s new lifestyle has left him lean and clear-eyed, and at the wedding, he looked so dignified in his black African gown with white trim and matching cap that some of our guests mistook him for my father,” Obama wrote in Dreams From My Father.

Barrack Obama wrote about his brother. “But the magic of his laughter remains…..”

As for his Cousin Odinga: Obama’s tacit support for this ruthless leader of the insurgent rebellion in Kenya is shaping up to be the 800 lb gorilla in the Obama ‘08 campaign.

In the latest development in the deepening ties between Obama’s pal Odinga (ODM party) and the Islamists. “Obama’s “cousin” the ruthless violent Raila Odinga now nominates the radical Sheikh he signed MOU with as a Member of Parliament (MP) ODM has presented six names to the Electoral Commission of Kenya for nomination as MPs. This will in effect raise their numbers in the House to 105. The proposed nominees include Sheikh Ahmed Dor, the cleric who spearheaded the MoU between ODM presidential candidate Raila Odinga and some Muslim leaders.”

The Media presents Odinga and his supporters in such a way that they look like angels even as they kill people.

Obama’s Pal uses “Rape as a Weapon”
More brutal and gory details of the man Obama unequivocally supports. Obama is so busted. This is more than bad judgment, this is scary. Odinga’s has nefarious Arab ties and his hand in the ongoing violence that has all of Kenya in its barbaric clutches. Inconceivable horror. Gang rapings, murders and that’s just the tip of the iceberg.

Obama has backed Odinga unequivocally going so far as telling big media (out of TIME Magazine’s Joe Klein here),

Obama has had near-daily conversations with the U.S. Ambassador in Kenya or with opposition leader Raila Odinga.

Obama BACKS THIS MONSTER ODINGA UNEQUIVOCALLY? How on earth does he justify this?

All this points to a very different Obama than the Obama we see and hear in the media. Rather than being the new JFK he is the smiling face of the terror that is now sweeping Kenya. Are these the DREAMS FROM HIS FATHER that he has in store for America?
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  • Crucial
    +2
    who is telling all these people writing such articles such nonsense. Raila could be a muslim/Christian.He attends christian masses meaning that he respect we pray One God of the people not for muslims and christians. Why do all these people talk of muslims and christians? could we hear someday about, Church of satan, buddist, atheist, Hindu, are they all christians or muslims lol... what about the rest of other non c m religions? Whoever wrote this article cannot even pronounce Kibakis name properly he copies stuffs from illegal websites hahaaa.... Go back to school you man eheheh.Imao:-)
  • Kenyanitos
    I am a Kenyan, and a Kikuyu to boot. This story has many of factual errors, which appear to have been retained in order to support the Obama-bashing theme.

    1. Obama is NOT Raila's cousin. Raila has claimed kinship, though he cannot prove it, and Obama has repeatedly denied any blood links. Raila is known for seeking photo-ops and big names to drop. His claims of Obama-kinship attained a fever pitch after the US elections.
    2. Obama was right that Kenya is corrupt. Kibaki and Raila are both beneficiaries and participants in the scourge.
    3. Kibaki did not WIN the elections outright. A look at the cuurnt division of parliamentary seats (and power) is an indicator of that fact.
    4. In Kenya, Muslim and non-Muslim live quite peacefully together, and Kenyans are sane enough to debate and vote down any attempts to introduce extremism from either religion.

    Many more of your points need nuances, but I suggest reading about the situation after the elections. You will see that the tribal and religious positions were just props for the big boys (from all sides) to get their place back at the feeding trough. The poor rioters and the displaced are still poor and displaced.
  • Vincent
    It has been less than a year since Obama has been electded. So not everything is going to be better. You have to remember George W. Bush is the one who screwed us up in the first place.
  • Robert
    No, Vincent Its gotten worse, Deport Obamie
  • skip
    Comment by G. Zorn 8 hours ago This isn't about gun control. Its about the Liberty Counsel’s Analysis of HR3200 Health Care Reform Bill.
    Liberty Counsel, a nationwide public interest religious civil liberties law firm, has read all 1018-pages of HR3200, Health Care Reform Bill, and has provided a complete analysis of the bill. It is a monstrous government take-over and socialization of national health care.

    Go to : http://www.lc.org/index.cfm?P...
    Be sure to click on the "overview of hr3200" pdf link. Once you read this you will understand why Pelosi , Reid, Chairman Zero(aka,Obama) and the other left-wing socialists in Congress didn't want the American citizens to have time to read the bill. Forward to your friends and family.
    READ AND GO TO SITE you will be amazed
  • ReasonANDorder
    +1
    Oh?? So now Obama favors burining Christians alive?

    Why does it not surprise me that some right-wing dingaling would say that?
  • obammyfortoiletcleaner
    Odinga is his uncle, and bammy gave him $200,000.00 in support....
  • Dinah
    The two men are not actually related.However , the New England Historical society in researching geneological roots, have establshed that George W Bush and Barrack H. Obama are proven to be 10th cousins, once removed!The Muslim religion is a strong force in Africa and clearly there are Africans still overreacting to the white oppression there..initially by the Dutch and the brutal treatment in the diamond mines for one.The violence in South Africa still fresh in some minds is the direct result of European oppression of native people there. It is not a stable continent yet....there is quite a history of violence there.....I don't know about the actual connection between Obama and this man Odinga...but I am certainly not willing to believe lies until I know the real truth about it!
  • Steford doesn't follow
    +2
    The voters are so fuckin stupid they deserve all this shit. But we don't! Someone please!
  • chick
    +1
    You got that right!! wait until they take away our gun,then the real shit will hit the fan

Raila, Uhuru, Kalonzo, Martha, Ruto in that order?

2012 is here with us at last! the election year!
mbivu na mbichi itajulikana. nani ameiva kati ya hawa?

so far the opinion polls have shown the top contenders in this order.
will there be a change in this last year? i dont think so.
will there be a surprise candidate? (i dont mean Tuju, we already know the man)

will the man who claims to be "safi/ mweupe kama pamba" take it?
will the son of Jomo continue with the legacy?
will Ruto make true the saying that "i might not know who will be president but i know who wont.."
or will the iron lady (madha Karua) catwalk all the way to the house on the hill?
not forgetting the "katikati" man. will he jump on top this time round?

my prediction is; no new face into the state house. most likely the first three.
Anyway, hizi ni siasa za peni mbili za ja mtaa!